BAXTERISM

BAXTERISMBaxter (10): It's really easy to come up with alternate realities.Me: How so?Baxter: Well, imagine cows had hands.Me: How would that change things?Baxter: If cows had hands, they'd very easily escape. (thinks)Or in a land where the most intelligent life form was the blobfish.(thinks)You know what's funny. Earth could have had another ruling species, which got so powerful, they decided that the earth needed a few millenniums to regenerate, so they took an entire civilisation to the bottom of the ocean. And we wouldn't even know they were there. And they would have probably evolved into gigantic fish creatures.(thinks)Imagine these gigantic fish creature would return to claim their land.They could give us equipment to live under the sea. (thinks)I wonder how the government would handle that.#kidslogic #story #scifi #theabbyss #abbyss #storytelling #imagination #spongebob #ocean #alternatereality

Baxter (10): It’s really easy to come up with alternate realities.

Me: How so?

Baxter: Well, imagine cows had hands.Me: How would that change things?

Baxter: If cows had hands, they’d very easily escape.

(thinks)

Or in a land where the most intelligent life form was the blobfish.

(thinks)

You know what’s funny. Earth could have had another ruling species, which got so powerful, they decided that the earth needed a few millenniums to regenerate, so they took an entire civilisation to the bottom of the ocean. And we wouldn’t even know they were there. And they would have probably evolved into gigantic fish creatures.

(thinks)

Imagine these gigantic fish creature would return to claim their land.They could give us equipment to live under the sea.

(thinks)

I wonder how the government would handle that.

#kidslogic #story #scifi #theabbyss #abbyss #storytelling #imagination #spongebob #ocean #alternatereality

Baxterisms

B: There are plenty of mistakes in the bible.
Me: Who told you this?
B: I sort of figured it out.
Me: How so?
B:
firstly Adam would die
secondly, you can’t just take a rib out of someone.

Me: but God is allowed to.

B: there are plenty of mistakes in the bible.

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